Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
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- dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
- dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
- dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
- dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
- dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
James and Lily reading Tales of Beedle the Bard: Pop up version to Harry
Which he’ll never remember
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Ron and Hermione New BTS Kiss | HP Wizards Collection
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- Snape [to Hermione]: You insufferable know-it-all.
- Book!Ron: You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don't want to be told?!
- Movie!Ron: He's got a point you know.
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Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.
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Minerva is the best teacher everyone else can go home.
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